The Onion - The Death of the American Dream

The American Dream is dead….long live the American Dream.  April Fools!

A lighter look at the death of dreams, perhaps the ultimate dream in The Onion’s piece ‘American Dream Declared Dead As Final Believer Gives Up’.

“I had this plan that I was going to start a couple of locations like maybe a small chain…And then I realised that it was noon and I hadn’t even put my pants on and there was not a chance in hell that I was ever going to start a chain of bars.”

Unfortunately, no truer words said in jest. That moment of realisation that all the good intentions in the world are just not going to happen.