Shit My Dad Says

Tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing reading this book, “Sh*t My Dad Says’”. Justin Halpern’s dad ‘colourfully’ illustrates the difference between the posturings of success from the hearty and heartfelt embrace of failure…

“If you work hard and study hard, and you f*ck up, that’s okay. If you f*ck up and f*ck up, then you’re a f*ck up.”

“Snausages? I’ve been eating dog treats? Why the f*ck would you put them on the counter where the rest of the food is? F*ck it, they’re delicious. I will not be shamed by this.”

“I don’t give a sh*t how it happened, the window is broken…Wait, why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a sh*t how it happened. Let’s hear it.”

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